Recent content by Dismal Pillock

NSFW were so bad they let Rieko score a hat-trick on them. Rieko hasnt made a linebreak since the 1866 British and Irish Lions tour of Constantinople.

So odd how pro players can train all week and not take 20 mins to sort out a drop kick plan to, you know, win the actual rugby football match. Just plow into brick wall defenses, forever 15 metres away from the opponents tryline. He always does this. Refs the scrums to the most arcane letter of...

"It's OK, Ranga Christie has been selected to start, he has played for the All Blacks before so is one of the best rugby players in the world therefore my Auckland Blues should win easily.....

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360700818/absolutely-box-office-first-rugby-world-club-cup-be-held-2028

Auckland Blues Official Matchday Team GIF; NSFW Waratahs Official Matchday Team GIF;

Who are you and what have you done with the Western Force diehard fan associated with this account named "Shiggins"?

Exact same field position from where Beale once murdered NZ from in a test 1,000 years ago. Thought it looked good to go this time too

this NSFW reserve 9 is painfully slow at all aspects of play and is severely handbraking his team. Is it his 3rd match of the day or something?

Am I imagining things or does Simon Parker of the Chiefs suddenly look like the answer for NZ at #6? Does the tight shitwork and can do the open field stuff too. Would have him over Dogshot Finau (and of course, Doghead Frizzle) in a second

Excuse me but where the HELL was that Moana team last week when it really mattered vs my team, the Auckland Blues of Auckland, New Zealand? They've gone from summoning the thundercocked balls of Zeus one week to day drinking outside the Parthenon Milk Bar the next.

Entertaining running rugby Ruben Love with some horrific matador defense for that Brial try The usual mentally deranged lineout throwing from Bakabaka Tuputupu

Kicking it dead, missing penalties, taking quick taps to nowhere instead of penalties, all with 98% possession and the Cantabs on the rack for a good solid hour. Numbskull rugby.

TJ Finally Allowed Back At New Old Lancaster Park --NZ Herald-- It has taken until the 15th and penultimate round of Super Rugby for notorious pro-Cantab commentator Tony Johnstone to finally be allowed back into the New Old Lancaster Park ground to call a match featuring his beloved Cantabs...

"You love an Auckland Blues bye week don't you Cyclo? Don't you?"