Recent content by Dismal Pillock

I like the wave imagery. So in this metaphor the Blues are the wave and all the other teams are the surfers? I like it. Thanks, Adam.

Naholo and Rayasi and Jordie and Flapanara to murder the Rebels in the brain en route to a colossal 67-0 touchup at the Caketin, Rebs possible final ever rugby match, backs to the wall, they unite as one to ride the wild wind of Valhalla and dump the dopey pea-brained Canes out on their arses.

Highlanders Official Matchday Team GIF: Brumbies Official Matchday Team GIF:

We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this rugby football quarter-final match. Upon your loss and immediately following the conclusion of the rugby football match would all briefly visiting opposing...

D.Paps AB captain heir apparent. What a massive pest at the breakdown. All over the place really. Fozzie's pet prefect Cane um ok thanks bye now. Blues Deathblood Route 1 Panzer Division 666 March to Stalingrad back on track.

Rebels potential final ever match versus the stupid jammy Hurricanes, hope they come out at the Caketin with murder on the brain and glory in their gruds.

Drua looking oddly jaded and disinterested. Shambolic alignments. Rebels should win this.

R.Kelly is the TMO? Surely he'll have hidden cameras everywhere.....

Coincidentally, I have a female guest staying here at my Pitcairns chalet for the whole month of June. Good day alright. Nothing to do with rugby mind you.

Let's Review: If Rebels win: - Win or lose, they make the playoffs anyway - Drua MISS the playoffs. - CANTABS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. - DARTH VADER DOESNT DIE AT THE END OF THE FILM. - THE BADDIES WIN. If Drua Win. - REBELS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS ANYWAY. - DRUA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS - CANTABS MISS THE...