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"What the f*** Razor, you'll finish the tour with no f****** idea if your latest Cantab teachers pet George Bell can even play or not, you only got lucky with Wally cos your last teachers pet Slackbladder of course fell to fucken bits after 5 minutes, you've ground Slowtrain Cane to dust with no...

Fuck me so the 3 wise Cantab cronies are going to finish the tour having decided the backup guys are not ready for this level. And all the tenured incumbents are either off after this game or on their last legs. Zero development for next season........... and the trusted old guard lost 4 tests...

Few too many cold, hard, common sense truths in the last few posts for my liking. Popping this thread on my Ignore List.

Oh Jesus. Horrific. Halftime entertainment? Some poor little mascot kids getting chased around the pitch by some idiot in his ute. "Faster ya f****** little dropkicks."

"Bumfuck Bidet" "It Does What It Says On The Label!"

Yeah this'll be its downfall I reckon. It'll be like watching a Japanese Top League match..... but with less Japanese players. You start watching a match and its "oh, this is a good standard, fun game, some running rugby....." then after 20 mins you've tuned out cos you dont give a flying fuck...

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/nov/18/maro-itoje-says-england-is-the-mecca-amid-talk-of-global-breakaway-league

Yeah he's been on the staff since 2016. Surely ready to make the big power play and usurp Dan Crowley as Head Coach now.

Prolly went much like this:

Yeah but $2 mill salaries for everyone

https://www.theroar.com.au/2024/11/17/exclusive-axed-rebels-could-find-new-home-in-new-liv-style-global-league/ Blow it all up, baby. Exciting stuff. The Auckland Barbarians The Cantab Pantywaists The Melbourne Two Cars The Bhopal Oil City Slickers

Drives me utterly mental. Why its been decreed and accepted as fact that all 3 are the "spine" of the team is beyond me. You CAN drop one of them! Just cos theyve decided amongst themselves that all 3 of them get to run out first as Most Important Senior Players dont make it so. Would love to...

wft was Captain Scrote doing?? Zero trust in his own lineout and maul "You don't beat the Crusaders by taking 3's... but you can beat my All Blacks cos we take 3's?"

1-pt loss, not sure there will be a huge amount of fucks given. Pre-tour most would have feared the worst but Tour is a success Worlds Greatest Ever Player Dupont, GTFO I'll take Roigard thanx The Brit comms were great fun. 1 bloke just kept calling Caleb "Eroni Clarke" for an entire half. At...

I didn't want to broach the subject as its not good for my blood pressure. Might have to sit this convo out. If this jammy prick passes Mccaw on the alltime caps list I am making a distraught 3am telephone call to the Cyclo household to voice my concerns at a leisurely length.

Righto, that's enough of all that, time for some crucial 2025 season predictions..... 2025 Season Prediction:

Mark Telea (wing) Smooth, sexy and elusive. Enjoys frolicking in tight with the big boys of The Killdozer...... .....sometimes a bit too much. Ricci "Ric" Riccitelli. Poor little bugger. The starting hooker on the Super Rugby champion team but he's so far down on the...