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FINE THEN, off you go, have a great time, leave us all here on our lonesomes watching the Friday Night Footy, don't worry about us, we'll be fine, off you go, have a bloody fantastic time. GREAT. JUST BLOODY GREAT.

He's good at contesting aerial cross kicks but apart from that he struggles to get himself involved

Mr Thumb, do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

Good keen game of grunty rugby. How did everyone enjoy The Damo Experience? Tommy I mean Damo Can You Hear Me? Can You Feel Me Near You? Damo's refereeing has ascended to a higher astral plane, an elevated veldt of pure expressionism, rugby football refereeing unrestrained by tactile notions...

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....and Blues lose by 1pt? This is an obvious match forfeit for the Chiefs. To maintain the integrity of the comp. And world order.

Stellen Bosch Brain

ImHo Japan is hopeless for some of these guys, mainly for the difference in concentration levels compared to playing tests. eg Mounga doesnt play anything like a test match 1st 5 in Japan. He basically flits around at the back, and is rarely at 1st receiver. Ngani Laumape might look like a...

1 Angus Bell 2 Brandon Paenga-Amosa 3 Alex Hodgman 4 Nick Frost 5 ? 6 Charlie Cale? 7 Fraser Mcreight 8 Rob Valetini (this loosie trio does look a wee bit undersized.....) 9 Ben Donaldson 10 Tate Mcdermott 11 Joseph-Aukuso Sua'ali'i (too risky asking him to defend in the centres) 12 Hunter Paisami...

Zero chance under current management. He'd be about 12th in Razor's brainqueue behind Chay Fihaki, Macca Springer and Gorge Bridge.

Rd 6, Saturday 22 March. Eden Park Blues v Crusaders

Any forward allowing a back to spear tackle them should themselves be yellow carded so they can at least have 10 minutes respite from the never ending shame of the matter.

People regaling you about their "fantasy" choices is almost as boring as people telling you about their dreams.

The instant The Salary Thief cries off the Blues show signs of life. Not bad from The Cellar Dwellers, they went better than I was expecting. ps you CANNOT have ANY cantab red in a Blues jersey. CANNOT. IT IS HORRIFYING. I don't care if it's Kiddies Round, Grandma's Round or the...

Great old ding dong for a while but then the Death Star stormtroopers went full Lord Vader and I gave up watching. FUUCK watching shitheel Sevu Reece scampering in for tries like he'd been day-drinking and wife-beating all morning.