G&GR "Everything Else" Section.

[cyclopath]

I'm like this chick just trying to ban all the fluffybunnys in the schoolboy threads...

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

Trying to dodge the potential fisting (ban) while in those threads.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

500 post minimum and no Guest viewing for the Everything Else section seems a bit harsh.

This forum barely has 2 dozen active members with over 500 posts ffs

Turn it over to Gen Pop, baby!

 

[Dismal Pillock]

How To Access GAGR When GAGR Is Broken

– by G.Agger.
(GAGR Tech Support)

Hello, schoolboys. How are your blazers today?

Having trouble accessing GAGR so Cyclopath can lock your stupid little pissant threads at the end of every day?

All too familiar with this message?

Here is a quick trick to access GAGR during these downtimes.

First, run an in-house inter-forii search for Registration Linux 1.2 Protocol Grecian 2000.

Then, once the file comes up, depress the F3 and Caps Lock/Prt Scr keys simultaneously for 20 minutes. Then simply follow this self-explanatory pathway until you get to “Rest of Brain”:

Stupid morans.

So sick of explaining this basic code to you dope smoking kids.








Next, press F9/S2/alt/porn very gently to enact automatic internet Synergy level calibration protocols.

For example, here’s mine:

Next up, type in F7 with Alt/Tab/Proxy, that should bring up the file below, execute and validate, which should prompt the greek code decoder.

Running this simulteaneously a concurrent browser will override GAGR downtimes and enable you to access the forii.

WARNING: if this file does not come up, **IMMEDIATELY** shut down your computer and go back to the very start of these instructions and start the whole process again.

MORAN.







Once you've made it back up to this stage again, click colour-key-F6/Y6#hashtag.

This will automatically lead you to the next stage, your Registration Greek Distributor Cap Phaser:

Obviously you just type in “E3” here.

Stupid newbie dumbo.







Next, set AH228 Tab Hashtag E2 parameters via Linux for your paramafied Forii Member Breakdown Analysis Adjudicator.

Here’s mine:

Finally, specify H2/F9/Ctrl to abbrogrify your Internet Activity Breakdown paramafication.

Here’s mine:

Hey presto!

GAGR ACCESS!

Glad to help.

MORANS.


--G.Agger.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

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[Dismal Pillock]

Time for some of you hopeless gits to upgrade your Photoshop skills:

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gunstonphotoshop.wixsite.com

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Derpus​

Banned · 36
Joined Aug 9, 2017
Last seen Yesterday at 10:59 PM

WFT happened here???

Derps, if you're reading this, blink twice then look at the sun.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

The best thing about GAGR these days is the ali express ads.

I barely even get to log in here before I'm whisked away to browse more band shirts. Damn I need that SUNN))) one.

ps #HungerStrike4Derps

 

[Sully]

The best thing about GAGR these days is the ali express ads.

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I barely even get to log in here before I'm whisked away to browse more band shirts. Damn I need that SUNN))) one.

ps #HungerStrike4Derps

Got to oay for server costs somehow.

 

[fatprop]

The best thing about GAGR these days is the ali express ads.

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I barely even get to log in here before I'm whisked away to browse more band shirts. Damn I need that SUNN))) one.

ps #HungerStrike4Derps

Don't go down the red bubble worm hole, you can lose hours designing the perfect band t-shirt

 

[Drew]

Baseballer Wade Boggs wearing a French jersey on Cheers
EDIT: didn’t know where to put this gem

 

[Dismal Pillock]

ps #HungerStrike4Derps

The silent deleting of treasured GAGR members by cloak of darkness is some Stasi shit that even the goose-stepping monocled commandants over at The Silver Frown would be proud of.

Why was Derpus the boofhead drongo so cruelly stricken from the memberlist? ANSWER ME or @waiopehu oldboy goes on a hunger strike.

 

[Sully]

He asked for a break by the look of things.

 

[cyclopath]

He asked for a break by the look of things.

I tried to talk him out of it but he could not be swayed.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dear ChatGPT. Please write a very polite but forcefully-worded threatening letter ordering a man named Derpus to go back to the Green and Gold Rugby Forum. Use the name Derpus many many times in the letter.

To Mr. Derpus,

I hope this letter finds you in the same state of cryptic contemplation and opinionated fervor that once made your contributions so unavoidably noticeable on the Green and Gold Rugby Forum. Derpus, let us not waste time with pleasantries—though I extend them out of obligation, not necessity.

Derpus, it has come to the attention of many, both named and unnamed, that your absence from the forum has created a vacuum. A Derpus-shaped void. Discussions lack your “distinctive tone,” your “well-reasoned outbursts,” and, indeed, your singular ability to derail a thread with one tangentially related anecdote about a 2006 Shute Shield reserve match. Derpus, you are missed—painfully so.

Now, Derpus, let us speak frankly.

It would be most unfortunate—some might say regrettable—if this absence were to continue. Certain individuals have begun to wonder, Derpus. Whisperings have begun. Some question your loyalty to the Forum. Others, more cynical, ponder whether Derpus has found another home—perhaps a lesser forum, a foreign forum, one filled with poorly-formatted posts and inconsistent moderation.

You and I both know, Derpus, that such rumors, once seeded, are difficult to unplant.

Derpus, we urge—no, we expect—your prompt return. The scrum law debates await your unconventional interpretations. The Wallabies' latest selections are crying out for your brand of thinly veiled outrage. Derpus, the people demand it. And people, as you know, are persistent.

We don’t want to have to ask again, Derpus. It would be terribly awkward to escalate matters. Surely we needn't explain what “escalation” entails in the context of an online rugby forum, Derpus. Let us not go there. Let us not consult the Moderators. Let us not have to remind you that IP addresses are... illuminating.

In closing, Derpus: return to the Green and Gold Rugby Forum. Return with your gifs, your grievances, your uncanny ability to antagonize Queenslanders. Return now, Derpus. Or at the very least, soon.

Warmest regards,
A Concerned Fellow Forumite
(on behalf of many)

 

[Wilson]

A Derpus-shaped void

A truly horrific image

 

[dru]

My money is on the nonbinary gremlin, though "large quantity of deepness" has a charm of it's own.

Who is Derpus?

Derpus appears to be a unique and creative character with a few different interpretations! Here are some interesting details about Derpus:

1. Nonbinary Gremlin: One prominent description is of Derpus as a nonbinary Mexican gremlin who primarily writes stories that explore themes of squishing and vore, often combining the two. This character seems to have a playful and imaginative side!
2. Artistic Representation: There’s also a reference to Derpus as a two-headed doggo, showcasing a creative artwork that has been shared in artistic communities like Reddit.
3. Cultural References: The term "derpus" has made its way into popular culture, often used humorously to describe someone acting in a silly or clumsy manner. For example, it can refer to someone exhibiting a "large quantity of derpness."
4. Family Name: Interestingly, the surname Derpus has historical roots, with records indicating that it was found in the USA as early as 1880, particularly in Pennsylvania.

It seems like Derpus is a character that embodies creativity and humor in various forms! Do you have a specific aspect of Derpus you’re curious about, or perhaps another character or topic you’d like to explore?