Hello sir, I am Brother Zero, and this is brother Dismal. We are with the Church of the Seventh-Positioned All Black, based in Pitcairn-Onehunga. Can you quickly talk to you about our All Black literature?
Now, as you can see here, our founder and heavenly father, Richie McCaw, quite clearly had his hands on the ball before the ruck was formed and, as such, had no obligation to release the ball, as per World Rugby law 15.11.
Thank you for your time and we hope that the instructive examples contained in our extensive literature demonstrate the strength of the Church of the Seventh-Positioned All Black's position. Please, take this literature and distribute it among your godless, heathen friends.
Have a good day, sir.