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Shorks vs Tahs live score

Shorks vs Tahs live score
Final Score Shawks 12 – Mighty Tahs 16


Sharks vs Tahs S14 2009 (05/09/2009)
2:17
Gagger:  Welcome to the Tahs vs Shorks Live. Coverage will start at about 23.00 AEST
2:59
[Comment From Juan Cote ]
Fuck I’m up for this one – the Shorks are dead in the water and the Tahs are finally looking like a team that wants to win it all
3:00
Juan Cote:  Mexted is commentating on Jappie TV, I was hoping he had been put down
3:00
Epi:  Hello All…
3:05
cyclopath:  Howdy.
I think the Kiwis must have swapped him for a case of Castle lager
3:05
Juan Cote:  Tahs going wide?!?!?!
3:08
cyclopath:  Notice the difference bewteen Beale and Toomua kicking earlier.
3:11
cyclopath:  Looking like Borefest gameplan # 1 is in place for the Tahs again. This could be brutal to watch
3:12
Gagger:  Fark – it’s my5 year olds Birthday – keep it up fellas!
3:14
cyclopath:  Some good phases by the Tahs undone as they run out of ideas and turn it over
3:17
Gagger:  GO THE TAHS!!
3:17
cyclopath:  Bit scrappy by Sharks on a average kick by the Tahs, but penalty 35 out for the Tahs.
3:18
cyclopath:  Now it’s raining. Murray’s getting a tutorial in goal kicking from Droppie Stransky.
Now Murray is pontificating about the relative hardness of different kicks?!?
3:19
Gagger:  A trick questions from Murray? Surely and questions to Murray is tricky
3:20
cyclopath:  Sharks almost in but tackled into touch 10 out.
3:21
cyclopath:  Lineout Sharks throw 8 out. Penalty to Sharks.
3:22
cyclopath:  3-3
3:24
[Comment From Gooch ]
Cmon the Tahs! Any chance Playford or Tuqirir have come close to the ball yet?
3:24
cyclopath:  Penalty to Sharks – Burgess in the side. Kicks down to Tahs 22
3:24
cyclopath:  Tuqiri has had a few touches, none in space.
3:25
cyclopath:  Knock on by the beeeeasssttt
3:26
cyclopath:  Nice break from Burgess when he really should have been smashed! Knocked on, scrum about half way
3:26
Gagger:  Burgo magic!
3:27
cyclopath:  Scrum goes down – Tahs a bit lucky to keep the feed – almost a wheel
3:29
Epi:  tahu!
3:29
cyclopath:  Great run from Tahu, turn over (bugger) then Terrrrrblanchh hoiks it into touch
3:29
Gagger:  Speed of clearing from Burgo first rate
3:30
cyclopath:  5 m out, good phases. Tahu in the corner!!
3:30
Gagger:  YOU FUCKING BEAUTY!!
3:30
Gagger:  Tim Tam’s come good!
3:31
cyclopath:  Tahs made some easy yards round the rucks there. Hangers at 10, Beale at 12, Tahu at 13 seems to work better.
3:31
Gooch:  Oh yeah! Good news.
3:31
cyclopath:  Misses kick 8-3
3:31
Gooch:  Couldn’t be much worse than what they had before
3:32
Gagger:  Som important to get up against the jaapies
3:32
cyclopath:  Nice rake of P Waugh’s face after the whistle there!
3:32
Gooch:  Can I feel a bonus point coming on?
3:32
cyclopath:  Settle Gooch. Long way to go
3:32
Gagger:  Steady on Gooch!
3:33
Gooch:  just getting my hopes up
3:33
cyclopath:  FK to Sharks 5 out, Palu playing it on the ground. Tahs better be careful with infringing here.
3:34
cyclopath:  It’s a real bunfight in the scrums – both packs giving it to each other
3:34
Gagger:  50/50 call from Lawrence
3:34
cyclopath:  Sharks pinged for early! Relief for Tahs
3:35
Gagger:  Great job Cyclo
3:36
cyclopath:  Raining again.
Defence is strong from the Tahs
Turnover but Beale puts it out on the full. Bugger.
3:36
Gagger:  Rain’s gonna make BP tuff for either side
3:37
cyclopath:  TPN belts someone
Penalty for high tackle by Tahu – pretty soft, more of a smother that ended up around the shoulders. Poor Saffer!
3:38
cyclopath:  8-6 with pen to Sharkies
3:39
cyclopath:  Burgess running around a la Gregan a bit at the moment.
Very ugly drop attempt from Beale – best not remember that one.
3:42
[Comment From Paarlbok ]
Atleast you got a good ref here. Tahs still dont clean out quick from second phase.
3:42
Epi:  It’s looking like the Tah’s may not make the final. The question has to be asked – why has it taken so long to find our back-line?
3:42
cyclopath:  Mowen, Mumm and co are making some good ground with the ball. A few backline glimpses of promise, but not a lot really happening.
Tuqiri has been well involved, as has Tahu in the backs.
Sharks not really threatening, but Tahs defence is always pretty good, and is again.
Score probably about right – 8 to 6 to Blue boys
3:43
Paarlbok:  Watch the time now there?
3:43
cyclopath:  G’day PB.
He’s been good so far.
Hard to see any bonus points for 4 tries from either side.
3:45
Paarlbok:  No probs Boet, sitting here with a nice Charge office coffee!
3:45
cyclopath:  Remind me again – what’s in the charge office coffee? Is there any coffee??
3:48
Paarlbok:  Nope a brandy and coke alla Blue style! I am going to watch now, was loading some action photos (rugby and hockey)of the small kid on Facebook and just checking if Biffo is still up.
3:50
cyclopath:  Enjoy the coffee, PB!! Hope you enjoy the 2nd half too, but not as much as us!!
3:51
Paarlbok:  Good luck, funny Mexted still commentary hereon TV, maybe we should keep him here, funny.
3:52
cyclopath:  Well plenty of Kiwis wouldn’t argue if you guys want him…
3:53
cyclopath:  Messy start. Few dud kicks. Scrum to Guppies 35 out.
3:54
cyclopath:  FK to Guppies, go wide, Beale taken into touch in corner, scrum 5 out
3:55
cyclopath:  Beautiful wheel from the Tahs – get the feed. Murray is wanging on about the risk, but it’s the Tahs, they love risk!
3:56
cyclopath:  Penalty to Sharks for obstruction. Waugh blowing up.
3:57
cyclopath:  9-8 Sharks
3:57
Epi:  playing % rugby isnt going to do it… Tahs have to turn it on!
3:58
cyclopath:  Waugh drops it cold – farks up a try
4:00
cyclopath:  Dumb penalty from the Sharks right in front. Should be 3
4:00
cyclopath:  11-8 Tahs
4:01
cyclopath:  Murray gets it right – “neither team looks like winning the S14”. Genius!
4:02
cyclopath:  We really should stop trying to out-kick SA teams – ‘cos we just can’t.
4:03
Epi:  fucking burgos box kicks!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:03
cyclopath:  See my previous post. Yet another kick we’re generally crap at.
4:07
cyclopath:  Looks like a try in the corner for Du Plessis. Of course the Ass Ref was nowhere to be seen. Maybe not – knock on is the call.
4:09
cyclopath:  Scrum goes down on both sides at once. Pretty wet now.
Hangers puts it out 15 out
4:10
cyclopath:  Great defence from the Tahs, but how long can they hold out.
4:12
cyclopath:  Turnover, quick linoue, Sharks going sideways. Now backwards.
4:13
cyclopath:  Penalty to Tahs for double movement!! Looked the right call at first view. Waiting for replay
4:14
cyclopath:  Smit gets in the way – penalty to Tahs. kick it well out FFS
4:17
cyclopath:  Turned over by Sharks, knocked on by Tahs, scrum on 22. Tahs are seriously trying to shoot themselves in the foot.
Now the angry dwarf is on for Burgess.
4:18
cyclopath:  Penalty out the front to Sharks – should get the lead again
4:18
cyclopath:  12-11 Guppies
4:20
cyclopath:  Terrblanche a bit unlucky there, lineout Tahs 20 out
4:21
cyclopath:  Try to Playford after Terrblanch dives over the top of the bouncing ball! Playford in.
4:22
cyclopath:  Hangers misses – 16-12
4:22
cyclopath:  Replay shows a howler from Terrblanche there.
4:23
cyclopath:  Now they kick out on the full from the restart.
4:24
cyclopath:  Promising movement there but ball dropped. Scrum Sharks 10 m line
4:24
cyclopath:  Tahs destroy Sharks scrum, get the turnover feed.
4:25
[Comment From Pedro ]
So how are the tabs doing? Can they do it?
4:25
cyclopath:  Well, they can win. Can’t really see the 4 tries somehow.
4:26
cyclopath:  Sam 2-dads on for Playford.
4:28
cyclopath:  Gettin’ messy now. Sheehan is useless – just waddles sideways then throws a crap pass to someones back!! Get thee to the Force!
4:30
cyclopath:  Good kick by 2-dads after some forcings back for a while.
4:32
cyclopath:  Bad call from ref – Sharks just stuffed their own throw up, no interference. They throw it forward next play anyway
4:33
cyclopath:  Collapse, Lawrence gives FK to Sharks. Ball out over sideline.
4:34
cyclopath:  Lineout for Tahs inside Shark 22
4:36
Epi:  my heart is bleeding……..
4:37
cyclopath:  Lawrence clearly wants the Sharks to get up! Kidding!
Now it’s a penalty, and the Tahs may get one in the bin
Hang on, reversing the penalty for a Shark having a slap after!! May hear more about this!
4:37
cyclopath:  2 and a half mins to go, kick from 40 out and…short.
4:39
cyclopath:  1 minute to go – helter skelter. Pissing down now.
Play stopped as they all fell over the Sharks player being treated on the ground
4:40
cyclopath:  Sheehan may get cited – shoulder to Barrett’s head. Farkin’ idiot! Deserves a ban (then we don’t have to see him play!!!!)
4:41
Epi:  he got away with it.
4:41
cyclopath:  And it could be a LONG rest. Looks shocking.
4:43
Epi:  GO YOU TAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:43
cyclopath:  Time up, play still going. Smit drops it. Game over.
TAHS WIN!!!!!!
4:43
Epi:  good night all! Its mothers day tomorrow dont forget!
4:44
cyclopath:  You mean today, Epi!
Night all, and thanks for coming.
4:45

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