I guess I have a habit of keeping my clothes on in public.
I guess I have a habit of keeping my clothes on in public.
I always thought it was far more hilarious to steal the clothing of the people who decided that a drunken nudie run was a good idea.
I got into a bottle of stabyamum vodka (they call it stabyamum, because it makes you so fucked up you'd stab your mum) in ios, same deal, unlabelled bottle, home brewed on the island. Woke up the next day and found out that I had the greek police looking for me for 3 1/2 hrs because they thought I stabbed someone (wasn't me, they caught the guy who did it) but they thought it was me because my mate found me in the middle of Rehab bar, covered head to toe in blood, was my own, I had glass in my back and through my hand, pulled glass out and cleaned it with vodka, the muscle in my thumb popped out of a cut when I pulled a shard of glass out, ended up getting stitched up by a vet and work up in an italian girls bed. Didn't remember leaving sunrise bar, blacked out through the whole thing, still no idea what happened.... good times , but seriously, drink responsibly kids.
Just the five women, don't they know he's won a world cup?
...Cook Islands triathlete Kelly Pick wrote a letter to the Cook Islands News published today in which she said Guildford drove past her "erratically" on a motorbike while she was running around 5.30pm Friday night.
"Then Guildford proceeded to drive slowly past me, back and forth several times, shouting inappropriate sexual and defamatory comments to me.
This carried on for about 1km.
"I told him to go away, to leave me alone. But he persisted in harassing me."
Ms Pick said she was worried about his behaviour, so she went into a village store and didn't leave until Guildford had gone.
"I then continued on my run, but further down the road he appeared again on his motorbike and started the harassing again.
"His behaviour was totally inappropriate, to the point where I felt unsafe."
Ms Pick's letter said Guildford was "obviously highly intoxicated" and driving his rental scooter dangerously.
"I got back from [the] run totally shaken and angry that someone (whoever they are) feels they have the right to harass and leer at other people.
"We don't need tourists like him on our island."
You didn't happen to wake up dressed as wonder woman by any chance?I drank a bottle of Ouzo one night and I wouldn't believe the photos ............................
did you just completely miss the part in the original post where it said he 'punched several patrons?'