U16 schoolboy rugby

[Tomkeen1989]

Ha! I see what you did there

Ive have had afew HIA's but clearly my dad jokes have stayed with me!

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

Is it just me, or is @OldBoyDavo1968 lying about playing prop? Real men play prop mate. Go stand there in the corner and let your teamates do the hard yards for ya eh.

I reckon you're lying about playing footy at all, you seem like a netball sissy to me. Get out of here. Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[scrumbledore]

Because of my old age I often have trouble defecating. before I ran on the field, I use to say this quote, and nowadays before I have to go pee pee or poo poo I say this quote:

"If you're gonna piss like a puppy stay on the porch an let the Big Dawgs Eat!"

Thanks lads.

 

[Tomkeen1989]

Hey lads, you all seem like reasonable blokes and that's why I feel comfortable in sharing with you an old mate of mine who played on the famous Cootamundra footy team with me. His name is Sammy (I won't say his last name for privacy reasons) and he's just been fired from his job as a colonoscopist, he's unfortunately out of a job right now and was wondering if anyone could give financial support. Full Scrum Ahead!
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Send 'sammy' out to Wagga and well treat him right. A friend of yours is a friend of mine!

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

Because of my old age I often have trouble defecating. before I ran on the field, I use to say this quote, and nowadays before I have to go pee pee or poo poo I say this quote:

"If you're gonna piss like a puppy stay on the porch an let the Big Dawgs Eat!"

Thanks lads.

I appreciate that you acknowledge this as a safe space Dore! Everyone can feel free to say whatever they need to! Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

Send 'sammy' out to Wagga and well treat him right. A friend of yours is a friend of mine!

Means a lot Keeny. Your kindness will go a long way. Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[Tomkeen1989]

Because of my old age I often have trouble defecating. before I ran on the field, I use to say this quote, and nowadays before I have to go pee pee or poo poo I say this quote:

"If you're gonna piss like a puppy stay on the porch an let the Big Dawgs Eat!"

Thanks lads

Wow who knew a man of your stature could "run". Thats suprising..

You live you learn. Stay keen

 

[saladsdontwinscrums1]

Just heard, the local club from Dungog has a new president of rugby, Good young strapping man, he has a lot of experience in a range of Job with kids hopefully he can improve the dying program

 

[Tomkeen1989]

Just heard, the local club from Dungog has a new president of rugby, Good young strapping man, he has a lot of experience in a range of Job with kids hopefully he can improve the dying program

Wow... What a handsome young man. Looks like real boss.

 

[run through the middle]

I reckon you're lying about playing footy at all, you seem like a netball sissy to me. Get out of here. Full Scrum Ahead!

Mate, did you not see the photo of me? 1939 Barker Championship game. Paul Dale, my partner in crime will tell ya all about after he's beaten cancer.

 

[scrumhalf]

Wow... What a handsome young man. Looks like real boss.

Oh hes a real boss. Some explained him as a girl boss.

 

[Tomkeen1989]

Oh hes a real boss. Some explained him as a girl boss.

You got a problem with a girl boss?

Stay keen

 

[OldBoyDavo1968]

Oh hes a real boss. Some explained him as a girl boss.

Any rugby man is a good man. Don't mock a rugby boss. Full Scrum Ahead!

 

[Scrums'n Roses]

Gentlemen, while I'm loving the banter, the Joker is lurking. He has the banhammer reared and ready to go. I would hate for 3 schoolboy NSW threads to be closed

 

[scrumhalf]

You got a problem with a girl boss?

Stay keen

Not at all, it really brings out his charater and lets its shine!

 

[footygod123]

Mate, did you not see the photo of me? 1939 Barker Championship game. Paul Dale, my partner in crime will tell ya all about after he's beaten cancer.

All the best wishes for paul hoping a speedy recovery.

 

[run through the middle]

Wow who knew a man of your stature could "run". Thats suprising..

You live you learn. Stay keen

Might have to teach Arthur that quote. Last Saturday, Arthur had a little accident before the half. Ref had a quarry at me.

"Tough shits build strong men." - Paul Dale

 

[scrumhalf]

Any rugby man is a great man! I look forward to him and tim partnering up! Tim bringing his expertise working with young children and tristan with his managing abilitys!

 

[scrumhalf]

I dont know about you guys but i wish bob talau was here right now. He would love to meet all of you and further develop him rugby knowledge, He truley was a great man. Always rembering.

 

[run through the middle]

Can we get back to footy talk? Fark me.

I believe Barker will get up this week, strong improvement in the forwards at Tuesday training. Arthur will be playing prop alongside Tavita Fonokalafi, an upcoming forward. Excited for the boys to roll their sleeves and play some gritty footy. Let's hope the ruck stays clean.