State of The Press
For NZers it is sparse goddamn pickings out there. You have either
www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby
or
www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/headlines.cfm?c_id=4
Are there others? If there are, please let me fuckin know! Please! Get me the fuck off of of this 2-carriage railroaded rut. Destination; Fuckin What?
Gregor Paul is good value, as is Phil Gifford. Justin Marshole's analysis bits are good too but the rest of the journalists, at both sites, just merge blandly into a forgettable atrophied congenial clot of coalesced nothingness.
I could write cock rings around those pricks and I am mentally handicapped and only have a 68-word vocabulary, most of which is taken up by variations on the Norwegian word for "bumcheese".
Richard Loe? What? It takes 20 seconds to skim his "hot take" missives and then you think twitter. That's all that was.
stuff.co.nz is little more than literary rubble. It's just a nothing. How do they survive financially? What idiot would actually pay people to write like that? There is no editor. Surely not. An alluring headline which draws you in followed by some quotes from A UK PAPER (guardian, telegraph etc, or fucking twitter - jesus why not just cut your losses, tell your shit staff writers to fuck off, shut the porous cockstump down and use your twitter feed? most of your "news" is only about 3 twitter posts long anyway) and then the story abruptly ends leaving you thinking what the FUCK am I doing here?.
What has happened to Wynne Gray? The insanely lucky bastard has apparently had courtside seats to every AB's match since 10 fucking 66 but his writing is just so dire these days. It's almost an insult he has the gall to collect a paycheck for that jotted-out trite garbage. His "stories" barely manage 2 paragraphs of half-arsed ruminations and then, barely 50 words in, it just ends leaving you thinking fuck man really? This is your profession? You've got access to the Concorde flight deck but seem to think it's just fine spending 82 seconds a week mailing in a wet paper plane?