The All-Airport XV.

[Dismal Pillock]

Dickheadism not in selection criteria:

Now canvassing for nominees for The All-Airport XV.

Criteria: looks like an impressive rugby player when you see them walking through the airport but then when you see them actually play rugby you just think ffs wtf was that?

 

[brokendown]

Dickheadism not in selection criteria:

I am gutted!

 

[zer0]

Believe it's popped up in match threads, but surely Monty Ioane would be a strong candidate? Admittedly I've not watched anywhere near every Rebels match, but he looks like he's served a stint in a Russia's rowdiest Siberian prison, and would viscerally murder you with naught but a toothpick and his bare hands for looking at him funny. Meanwhile have never seen him really do anything for the Rebels...

 

[Dctarget]

His form for Italy is so much better than the Rebels. He's often selected as one of the 6N form wingers... Come on you muppet do something cool, your uncle is king Digby.

This thread reminds me of a photo I saw yesterday that deserves to be put in the Airport XV's brother team...

 

[qwerty51]

When he has the ball he looks so lively but just never does anything.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

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Daugunu​

Daugunu has been removed from All Airport considerations.

You only get one shot at this team and once you play with some ticker you have left the terminal.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Due to his performance in a rugby football match today for Italy v Japan, the following individual has been **REMOVED** from all Airport XV consideration: Montgomery Ioane.

 

[Dctarget]

Still salty as fuck at Monty for being the worst player to pull on the Rebels jersey then casually drops hat tricks for the Azzuri.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1 Al Baxter
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Isaac Ross
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones
8 Pierre Spies (C)
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Mitch Inman
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru

 

[Dismal Pillock]

**BREAKING NEWS**

After much deliberation the selectors have decreed that T.Tupou has supplanted poor old Al Baxter in the starting XV.

Given his immense heft and speed, the occasional offload does not make up for his miserable lack of aggression and/or impact.

1 Al Baxter T.Tupou
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Isaac Ross
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones (C)
8 Pierre Spies
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Mitch Inman
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru

 

[Drew]

I’d have Pone before Nela. He seemed to get on Wallaby tours to carry an injury, walk on the field after the game in a suit for a chat and get on the piss and break curfew with our best player so that player couldn’t play v ABs. It does boggle the mind TT getting paid that much to come off the bench.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1 Taniela Tupou
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Pari Pari Pantsface
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones (C)
8 Pierre Spies
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Mitch Inman
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru

bench

16 Al Baxter
17 Liam Coltman
18 Mark Cooksley
19 Isaac Ross
20 David Lyons
21 Luke Burgess
22 Volavola
23 SONNY BILL WILLIAMS

 

[Derpus]

Is this just a list of Australian players you don't like combined with a particular Kiwi player who has displeased you recently? because it sure looks like that.

Also lol at the retrospective SBW hate. Even I can distinguish between the blokes rugby and speaking abilities.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Is this just a list of Australian players you don't like combined with a particular Kiwi player who has displeased you recently? because it sure looks like that.

READ THE THREAD DERPUS, THEY WERE ALL NOMINATED BY YOUR COMPATRIOTS, YOU UTTER, UTTER SPERMBIRD.

 

[Derpus]

Look man, I can't be expected to read.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

 

[Derpus]

According to google this is me, a spermbird (banging Dismal's mum):

Personally I think the orange crest is very dashing. And virile.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

1 Taniela Tupou
2 Alan I mean James Parsons
3 Rodzilla
4 Pari Pari Pantsface
5 Mark Chisholm
6 Sione Luaaki
7 Niko Jones (C)
8 Pierre Spies
9 Matt Henjak
10 Luke McAlister
11 Vunivalu
12 Sam Burgess
13 Tom English
14 Timana Tahu
15 Ayumu Goromaru