In Soviet Russia.......gems from the Motherland

[reman]

Since the Ruski's are GaGRs 2nd team I thought we could compile our favourite rugby sayings from Russia.


"In Soviet Russia you do not commit to breakdown, breakdown commits to you!"


Please add your own pearls of old Russion rugby wisdom.

 

[chequebalance]

In Soviet Russia 'hands off black 7' is an order to cut off hands of black 7.

 

[Roundawhile]

In Soviet Russia a yellow card means 10 YEARS in the sin bin!

 

[Braveheart81]

In Soviet Russia a yellow card means 10 YEARS in the gulags!

Fixed that for you.

 

[Sully]

In Russia rucking never left.


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[Searsy]

In Soviet Russia, balls knock-on you..........wait a sec......

 

[Braveheart81]

In Soviet Russia, referee blow bomb, not whistle.

 

[AngrySeahorse]

Not Rugby specific but still Russian & my fav's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_mMKgc5snc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WToBWrWkpqk&feature=related

 

[Braveheart81]

In Soviet Russia, if you not maul ball, bear maul you instead.

 

[wikman]

In soviet Russia, flyhalf dont kick ball, ball kicks flyhalf.

 

[Swat]

An homage to The Who written and performed constantly by one kid at my school to the one russian in our year, back in 01.

Just because our hats are round,
Talking about my Federation,
All our subs are run aground,
Talking about my Federation,

Just cause we like dancing bears,
Talking about my Federation,
All our women got facial hairs,
Talking about my Federation,


He had a heep of verses but these are the only 2 i can recall.

 

[maxdacat]

In Russia, Party find you!!

 

[DPK]

An homage to The Who written and performed constantly by one kid at my school to the one russian in our year, back in 01.

Just because our hats are round,
Talking about my Federation,
All our subs are run aground,
Talking about my Federation,

Just cause we like dancing bears,
Talking about my Federation,
All our women got facial hairs,
Talking about my Federation,


He had a heep of verses but these are the only 2 i can recall.

Make an Aussie version of these lyrics and you've got a shoe in for the chant's thread.

 

[Ruggo]

In Russia, we not line up for shot at goal. We line up for loaf of bread.

 

[brokendown]

you have the IRB,we have the KGB

 

[Braveheart81]

In Soviet Russia, we may lose to US of A, but US of A are losers.

 

[chequebalance]

In Soviet Russia, when bomb is falling, no one try and catch. (AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper) at least tries)

 

[Manuel]

[video=youtube;fNa7tNFB7c4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa7tNFB7c4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[antimony]

In Soviet Russia, maul practise is when team mate have loaf of bread.

 

[Swat]

[video=youtube;fNa7tNFB7c4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa7tNFB7c4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

At first I was like "what the hell is this?" and then I realised it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen