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Lee Grant

John Eales (66)
From AFP

American 400m Olympic champion LaShawn Merritt received a 21-month ban for an anabolic steroid which his lawyer claimed was contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product.

The 24-year-old - who is also the world champion at the distance - tested positive three times to dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA).

Merritt, who claimed he had started using the product after the 2009 season, first tested positive on October 28, 2009, then on December 8 and finally on January 16 this year.

The suspension has been backdated to start on October 28, 2009, though, he did not receive the most stringent punishment possible, a two-year ban.

Merritt had said back in April, when it was first revealed he had failed the tests, how embarrassed he was.

"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around.

"I hope my sponsors, family, friends and the sport itself will forgive me for making such a foolish, immature and egotistical mistake. Any penalty that I may receive for my action will not overshadow the embarrassment and humiliation that I feel inside.

"I am deeply sorry and hope that other athletes who take these types of over-the-counter products will be even more cautious and read the fine print, because if it can happen to me, it could happen to you."

Merritt, who first displayed his talent by taking world silver in 2007, had ended compatriot Jeremy Wariner's dominance of the 400m when he eased to Olympic gold in Beijing in the fifth fastest time in history of 43.75 seconds.


Bolded bit: sounds like the product worked though.
 

RugbyReg

Rocky Elsom (76)
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sounds like they are trying to make something substantial out of something pretty insignificant.

Or am I just being a bit of a prick?
 

barbarian

Phil Kearns (64)
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They say athletics is a game of inches.

Obviously he was tired of standing next to Matt Shirvington and feeling somehow less of a man.
 

naza

Alan Cameron (40)
Sounds like he's getting the shaft !

Has anyone ever actually just come out and said 'aaarh, bugger, yeah i cheated, ya got me' ?
 

cyclopath

George Smith (75)
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From AFP

American 400m Olympic champion LaShawn Merritt received a 21-month ban for an anabolic steroid which his lawyer claimed was contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product.

What's an over-the-counter penis? Surely if it can do that, it suffices.
 

Hugh Jarse

Rocky Elsom (76)
Lee,

Where do you get these gems from? ROTFLMFAO at your value adding.

We are deprived during the footy season when your mind is focused on Heavens Game.
 
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