Designated Messiah Watch: Joseph Sua'ali'i

[Dismal Pillock]

NSFW Waratah Fans Current Excitement Level Status Report:

 

[TSR]

I heard Chuck Norris was in awe of him.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

 

[Sully]

I'd love for him to be the messiah.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ better that than A Very Naughty Boy...

 

[Sully]

 

[Yoda]

If he doesn’t score 3 tries a game, set 3 up, kick at 100% and never miss a tackle he’s a dud!

 

[Sully]

If he doesn’t score 3 tries a game, set 3 up, kick at 100% and never miss a tackle he’s a dud!

Pfft, when I was a boy we wouldn't get out of bed for a messiah who only scored three tries.

 

[tig]

I'd have him at inside centre right now.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

If he doesn’t score 3 tries a game, set 3 up, kick at 100% and never miss a tackle he’s a dud!

Absolutely dreading this tbh and the garbage that will flow about the 21 year old.

 

[Yoda]

Absolutely dreading this tbh and the garbage that will flow about the 21 year old.

If the forwards don’t fire and get on top… it won’t matter how many Sua'ali'i’s we have…

 

[Sully]

To be honest, I think our forwards are pretty good.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

For a side ranked 10th they're not bad but it's not a top 5 pack in the world which is what you need to win often against the big boys. Serviceable players in key positions.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Joseph is no run of the mill Designated Messiah.

HE IS JOSEPH THE PROPHET

"You run, you jump, you offload, you defeat the English rugby team at Twickenham."
--The Prophet Joseph telling his dopey new Wallaby teammates how to rugby.​

 

[Sully]

https://www.reddit.com/r/RugbyAustralia/comments/1gmtz7q

 

[swingpass]

Joseph is no run of the mill Designated Messiah.

HE IS JOSEPH THE PROPHET

"You run, you jump, you offload, you defeat the English rugby team at Twickenham."
--The Prophet Joseph telling his dopey new Wallaby teammates how to rugby.​

Dismal with a name like Sua'ali'i he could easily play for the Blues, behind the Killdozer and perfecting jail break rugby.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Dismal with a name like Sua'ali'i he could easily play for the Blues, behind the Killdozer

A skyhigh reverse overhead no-look offload on test debut at Twickers?

Lad is far too sexy for the methodical bloodless sturm und drang stalingradding death march of The Killdozer.

 

[swingpass]

A skyhigh reverse overhead no-look offload on test debut at Twickers?

Lad is far too sexy for the methodical bloodless sturm und drang stalingradding death march of The Killdozer.

i see you've become a man who doesn't like icing on his cake

 

[Dismal Pillock]

i see you've become a man who doesn't like icing on his cake

ICING IS FOR CHILD NOT YET ADDICTED TO SCENT OF BLOOD IN WATER AND DEATH IN EYES

 

[zer0]

Also, "Sua'ali'i" is too reminiscent of "Saili".

Suspiciously so, even.