Emergency.
Another Pea is urgently needed for Mr Joubert's whistle at Etihad Stadium.
This one is worn out already.
Vacancy:
Retired Sergeant Major needed to teach Wobbolies how to March.
Mr Joubert is giving them plenty of practice marching backwards.
Hugh,
I understand your lightheartedness and sense of comic relief, and keep it up.
But.......
Mr Joubert is only adjudicating on what is in front of him.
If Rock Star had displayed better leadership and discipline there would have been no marching.
Solution is not a Marching Instructor but proper implementation of the "Guide to Selection and Appointment of a Team Captain".
Rocky is a good player no doubt, but good players frequently do not make good Captains.
The VACANCY is for a CAPTAIN/LEADER
I may now take my rant across the the Rocky - Captain - Not thread.