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Chiffs missing Messam, Retallick, Cruden and SBW and it was not flash. messam might be good for 3 open field fuckups a game but on D he's a tireless munter that they really missed. comms talking up Pulu last week too but man he is nonsense. Does something good then immediately negates that...

surely now that the Auckland Blues are a massive 3 pts clear of the wooden spoon zone **ALL* gagr members with the last place finishers side as their silly little icon in the corner there should be **FORCED** to sport The Wooden Spoon avatar until the next Super season starts in Feb 2016

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Gearing up for the rematch here. Surely not another 0-0 draw this time around. Gonna fuck you up, computer-generated bye. You got nuthin' motherf**ker

the Ioane kid would never have been sighted if Kaino didnt go down? how wild would it be if he just turned up out of nowhere and usurped all the expected future AB loosies, the Savea's, the Todd's, the Shields. He looks that goddamn good. Just a kid and he's making yards every time, doing plenty...

i believe it was Socrates who said "even a clock made by a blind man in Onehunga is right twice a day".

who wouldve thought, the venerable & magisterial M.Nonu and C.Smith with 2 brainfarts, 2 tries, game over. Captain Conrad completely stopping for a knock-on, his man wanders in for trytime? jeez it had to be a knock-on, he's standing right there, why else would he completely stop like that...

If Carter and Mccaw play like they did last night vs NSW in the upcoming TRiNations+1 then I would fully expect them to abdicate for the greater good. AND ALL OF NZ WILL BE WATCHING THEM LIKE MOTHERFUCKING HAWKS. A secession of ground, an owning, a non-advancement of The Cause and thats it...

woah, quality tirade from Pfitzy up there although I wonder if he's logged too much time over at The Silver Frown to think all kiwis are such insufferable po-faced wankers? I thought the biff from NSW was fine. Manhandled the cantabs. All good. Made them look very anaemic, spindly and (uh-oh)...

New Cantabs HB Mitchell Drummond looks to have a good pass.

The Force had nuthin. The much lauded Kyle Godwit made one 3-metre break in garbage time and that was it. Without Hodgson this team would be beyond fucked. The big fullback Kyle Petty was solid but he's no Daytona 500. In comparison the bloke at the other end in the #15 was Daytona 500, Indy...

Coach Kirwan "distraught" at missing out on bonus point vs Canes. --NZ Herald-- Coach Kirwan is reportedly "distraught" at missing out on a "crucial bonus point" from tonight's Auckland Blues 300-nil loss to the Wellington Hurricanes. "We need to secure these bonus points when on offer in...

Handy pre-season hit-out for the Canes. Nice little assisted training run for them. Some of those Auckland Blues might even be worth a Super XV contract this year.

Cantab pack monstered. Ominous. 1991. Cantabs side-to-side rubbish a special kind of nonsense tonight. who coaches these guys? "Just go side to side and their big boys will be tuckered out by the last 20." "Um, but coach, we do it all so slowly and so far behind the gainline that they're...

a couple of gifted tries to the Bulls via inglorious in-goal flyhacks from deranged Chiefs outside backs. Retract those 2 moments of madness and its hello 35-3. Bulls are coming 3rd on the table? wft is this conference system a lollipop for everyone bullshit

those Reds outside backs could be murder if they had a straight running centre with some spatial awareness Bieber with a prominent submission for Worst Kick in Rugby History somehow when Tommy Lawton is biased for his Reds it is completely awesome and acceptable. How does that work?

ps, stupid goddamn Friday arvo kickoffs, rushing home from work every Friday like a bolt shot from the cock of Thor

Good, fine, he can fuck off now for all I care, go on then, piss off. It's like Cullen running off to Ireland....... in 1996.