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Pretty sure he plays in the front row. Really though he must be doing something right at scrumtime if he keeps getting picked for these top sides. No idea who "Jipper" is sorry. If it's Joe Wheeler and the question is would you rather get waterboarded with the AIDS serum or listen to Joe...

Seem to recall Blues in last years corresponding fixture going on a Berko 60-Point Jailbreak Bonanza Akira at the controls as the Blues Jet departs Mangere bound for Forsyth Barr.

Wk1 Debrief. - Blues scrum the winning of the match against the radio rental Fijians. Allowed them to dictate field position - Darry might look every inch the Grammar wanker but he threw himself about. Would hazard a guess he's already usurped giant lightweight Pari Pari Pants in the NZ lock...

I think we've rumbled it: Bumhole City ＝ Cracking Rugby Team. Melbourne, Auckland, Sydney = better things to do.

There are a LOT better things to do in Melbourne than play stupid rugby. What a city.

had an outsiders go at an Alltime Melbourne Rebels XV. had some great players on their books a lot of whom never really achieved much for the team 1 Jermaine Ainsley lol 2 Adam Freier wut 3 Greg Somerville ffs 4 Luke Jones 5 Matt Philip 6 Sean McMahon 7 Jordy Reid 8 Scott Higginbotham 9 Will...

Rd 1 Executive Summary: Chiefs win, Blues win, Canes win, Landers win, Cantabs wi

MP (Moana Pasifika) vs Landers. Ben from Accounts the waterboy Bazza Pickerill's season all of 7 minutes long before his first massive clanger.

Excellent Blues D keeping the SuperMax Jailbreakers to a minimum of open field shenanigans Stress free arvo of Blues winning in the sun, result never in doubt, ffs, why can't every weekend be like that.

29-3 up at HT? You know what that means for the bongo-brained Loss Bleus; Time to clock off. "Someone else will do the shitwork from here while I just coast into the finish line." Final score: Blues 36 Drua 34

As I said in the match thread, if they're going to randomly ping people off for HIA's at crucial junctures of the match, then players are just going to slyly tuck the stupid things in their socks in the last 10 mins. Also, Blues players mouthguards should come equipped with cyanide capsules in...

In that shape he's barely a rugby player at all. He's like a sumo having a crack at rugby for 1 game a year. Plays 1 game then he's gone for the season. Rinse, repeat. Year after year.

With trepidation, the thread awaits the arrival of Shiggers.....

Fairly forlorn experience from an entertainment perspective. Rebs have been so abjectly luckless that they'll probably get their 3 pts taken away from them post-match for some reason or another and end up losing 30-0.

Jesus, so spear tackles are only a YC this season?

Great game. Fuck test rugby. Fuck Ireland, fuck England, fuck all that drudgery and fudging. This game had no stuffing around or stalling or TMO crying or 10 minute breaks every 3 minutes while everyone has a drink and a chat. ps Jimmy Tupou must have a hell of an agent

LOL@ this idiotic random mouthguard technology. Players are going to start slyly tucking the things in their socks in the last 10 mins to avoid getting hit with a totally random HIA ffs.

Systems indicate TJ's stiffy is starting to reach semi-tumescence. Me trying to hack the new mouthguard technology to get all the Cantabs sent off for HIA's at the same time.

On it? I drive the lead truck ffs.