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the 1st Razor AB side I want to see: 1 Lomax 2 Oddjob Aumua 3 Groot 4 Scrote 5 Paper Tiger Pat. has he finally worked it out? 6 Finau. that nasty shoulder is reminiscent of Jerry Collins ffs 7 DPaps 8 Ardie I suppose but ffs just choose Akira or Sotutu u dickheadz 9 Roigard 10 DMac 11 CC. has...

Just need the Reds to tip over the Bumbreeze and the Landers to skittle the stupid Canes and Boom Chucka Lucka, everything's coming up Blu..... hang on I've seen this film before.

47-8 final score. Pleasant enough sunny arvo viewing. Bryce Heem went full Jonah. Caleb Clarke finally engaged 5th gear. Buggered if I know why Nock's always been so out of favour. His pass is way closer to Afterdavids than Ranga Christie's will ever be. Might not be sighted again. Fluffed...

Perfect weather, perfect pitch and so far we've had a solid 20 minutes of excruciating scrum resets presided over by schoolmaster ref.

Let's be clear here. In no way am I advocating for the public execution, in broad daylight, in a small clearing of the Fijian rainforest, of the tourist Nic White. But I will say this.

Looking forward to 2nd half and Frank Lomani attempting to drown Nic White in a puddle. 6 week suspension. Maybe down to 4 weeks if he attends Tackle Drowning School.

FFS, just hoof the ball into the oppo ingoal where it will stop dead in the water. Everythings a 50-50 from there. Haha, Lomani just randomly decides its time to kill Nic White. Fair enough decision tbf.

Eden Park 1975 waterlogged pitch scenes in Lautoka. This is going to be radio rental.

So dumb. Quinn Tupeau is still a dopey 1-dimensional nothing of a player. They're probably still chuckling about Party Boy Josh's intercept pass to Mcnicholl on the goddamn Space Station it was so easy to see coming

I was led to believe the Gen Z Melbourne hipster types treated them as currency instead of buying houses.

Daugunu ices the game. They might only have 2 cars, half a chopstick, 3 broken wheelie bins and 1,200 avocadoes to their name but PAY THAT MAN

WFT. Settle in for my delicious weekly Cantabs trouncing and FFS THE STUPID CHIEFS FAILED TO GET THE MEMO.

Given your current avatar I feel it is fitting that you have this in-depth knowledge and glowing affinity with the storied history of Auckland rugby.