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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Rd 8: Rebels v Highlanders - Sat 13th

    LOL Turinui and the other bloke just chat to each other right over the head of the poor woman in the middle. They dont even look at her unless she decides fuck this shit I'm just going to start talking anyway
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2024: NZ, Drua & Moana matches

    Oddjob Aumua had the bowler hat between his teeth tonight. Has to be in black. Super Rugby Superstar and Test Match Vanishing Act Codie Taylor can jog the fuck on. An all Canes front row? Lomax Aumua Numia Flapanara too. Would take his bug-eyed fervour back in black over whatever the...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2024: NZ, Drua & Moana matches

    Chiefs scrum getting utterly muntered. Not so surprising when their engine room is Work Experience Boy Vaai and Kringe Ah Kuoi.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Crusaders, Friday 12th April, in Sydney

    "Hello, Mr Reihana. I represent a Canterbury-based group of, uh, businessmen. It might be in your best interests Sir to please perhaps consider making your way back to Hamilton to continue with the rest of your life. We would like to thank you for your contributions to the Crusader organisation...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Crusaders, Friday 12th April, in Sydney

    FFSNSFW you've already let wife-beating, head-patting, garbage human Sevu Reece waltz his way to the alltime Cantabs try scoring record, dont let the little shitstain beat you. ONE JOB.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Round 8: Moana Pasifika v Qld Friday April 12

    Both teams defended well but on attack were grisly lumpen oafs. Not a flash spectacle in an utterly, utterly empty Okara Park. FFS they wouldnt have even taken in enough gate receipts to pay for turning on the lights.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

    You are worse than Hitler.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Crusaders, Friday 12th April, in Sydney

    A sighting of the most mythical of unicorns. A Designated Messiah beyond designation. Due to constant injuries, player of 37 matches since 2018. In fact, if ol' Slackbladder plays all 80 minutes of this one, I will pen a perfectly iambically pentametered sonnet in fawning adoration of the NSW...
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    LOL, the Cantabs are so slow! Look at their stupid little legs! No wonder they're coming last this year!
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues vs The Bye

    uh oh, bye week.....
  11. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/rugby/ian-foster-former-all-blacks-coach-lands-new-role-first-job-since-rugby-world-cup-final-defeat/C7RVDZSHKNH6FODR3OWZTCO7EM/ haha, the ONLY person who would give this clueless dipshit a job..... his old mate Steve "supposed to leave in 2017 but massive ego...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs v Crusaders, Friday 12th April, in Sydney

    Stupid NSFW. You have ONE job to do.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Drua

    See the alpha male below assert his dominance in the wild. He's a Rebel and he'll never ever be any good! ps I cannot believe I took the time to make a GIF of that. I really need to get out more......
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Brumbies: speedbumps Reds: lightweights Rebels: pantywaists Hurricanes: space cadets
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Drua

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    Rebels v Drua

  17. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Drua

    https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/311237/melbourne-rugby-fan-completely-fucked-now
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    Rebels v Drua

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