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Reinjured the same knee again the poor kid. Another week, another Sam Nock GIF to make. All hyperbole aside, it was The Undisputed Strip Of The Century.

I heard Gunston Heavy Industries won the contract to keep the entire ocean off the playing surface.

I haven't read page 14 of this matchday thread but I'm pretty sure it's all Rugby Reg's fault.

Bleus seem to have worked out that if you keep the discipline to go Route 1 monster truck cock and ball pummelage for the first hour then by the last 20 they'll be weeping shattered shells of men. Thats when you break out the Hi-Watt Polynesian B-Ball Jailbreak Supermax Murderblitz.

I agree. He's keen on D but makes bugger all breaks and still throws too many ropey passes for a centre. Slightly odd how he seems to have tenure on the AB 13 jersey.....

KOB = GAGR's preeminent authority on rugby football.

As usual, Bumbreeze match thread completely dead. TLDR: Bumbreeze Ball:

not trying to be cruel but I'm not sure you realise how discombobulating all this is for We The Rebel Alliance. Completely uncharted territory. It's as galling for you to adjust to as it is suspiciously odd (and yes, wildly exciting) for us. The Cantabs, at home, get their roll on, get their...

"Don't worry, they'll come right once Newell and Bower come back" Still not right. "Don't worry, they'll come right once Blackadder comes back" Still not right. And Blackadder is never actually "back". "Don't worry, they'll come right once Halfpenny and Havili come back" Still not right...

All guts from the Reds. Slowkick Havili not the Messiah, he's a very naughty little boy. I think once his playing days are done the enduring memory of him will be getting hundreds of exit kicks charged down. The thread awaits @zer0 and his sumptuous and customary weekly laughing mobsters GIF.....

Poite is part of the minimalist French impressionist movement school of referreeing. Unencumbered by structural norms, it's the bending of light, a decorative dash of whistle, a wave, and finally, some total fucking bullshit call pulled directly from out of his arse.

Scroteland missed a trick letting fullback Cole Forbes go. Seems to be keeping Corey Evans and Cashmore out of the team. Stupid Rebels in the 1st half often failed to adhere to the Blues Boomfatruck Route 1 narrative and wouldnt give the goddamn ball back.

Angus Gardner coaching all the players through every single aspect of the rugby football game like they're the Under 9's is borderline demeaning to them as paid professionals.

You shouldnt be able to claim a mark while lying on the ground, off your feet ffs. Off your feet, out of the game. The march to Stalingrad was a hopelessly grim grey relentless soulless trudge whose only alleviating aspect for its participants was death. This match was worse for the Waratahs.

Official Melbourne Rebels Matchday Team GIF: Official Auckland Blues Matchday Team GIF:

Fuck Kickbot Pollard and his "1 try every RWC" anti-rugby rugby team.