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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Drua

    Coincidentally, I have a female guest staying here at my Pitcairns chalet for the whole month of June. Good day alright. Nothing to do with rugby mind you.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Drua

    Let's Review: If Rebels win: - Win or lose, they make the playoffs anyway - Drua MISS the playoffs. - CANTABS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. - DARTH VADER DOESNT DIE AT THE END OF THE FILM. - THE BADDIES WIN. If Drua Win. - REBELS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS ANYWAY. - DRUA MAKE THE PLAYOFFS - CANTABS MISS THE...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Melbourne Rebels 2024

  4. Dismal Pillock

    Round 14 : Reds v Force 24 May (Suncorp)

    @RugbyReg clearly trying to drum up GAGR site traffic by logging into Shiggers account and posting under his name here. When will it ever end.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Me neither. The dopey Blues could win 82 games in a row and they'd still go to bits mentally every time on the annual cold winter night in Cantabland. Blues AB aspirations? Perofeta is a flake. Akira makes zero inroads on attack these days. Hoskins still goes into his shell in the big moments.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Rebels v Drua

    What a narrative. Cranky Franky returns just in time for the final rowdy home game in a last chance saloon to shut the door on the suddenly horribly resurgent stupid Cantabs.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Tomikin have you been day drinking again? We've spoken about this before.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Goddamnit I thought this thread was strictly a "NO TOMIKINS" treehouse......
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2024

    Fail to see what all the doom and gloom is about, by any metric* the Tahs have had a successful season, that being, they have defeated the Cantabs TWICE. *this is the only metric by which to gauge a successful rugby football season.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    cHECKED THE LADDER FOR TEH DAMAGE, cANTABS MOVE UP TO STAY AT 2ND TO LAST AND THE bLUES SLUMP DOWN TO MOVE UP ONE SPOT TO TOP EHT ETABLE
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    Predictably, the cantabs shelve all the mistake-ridden horrific rugby theyve played all season and instead play dynamic physical threatening errorless rugby as soon as the dopey Blues turn up in Chch TLDR FUCK THE WORLD
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    You can see why there's so much wank about Slackbladder; he's probably outplayed Akira and Choat combined
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    All bias aside, Harry Plummer seems to have a multi-faceted kicking game that seems built for test rugby. Why has no AB selector prick noticed this so far? Predictably the stupid hapless Cantabs reassume their vintage 2017 form the instant the dumbarse Blues come to town. FFS. Just roll over...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Battle of the Wooden Spoon: Moana Pasifika v Waratahs

    Considering his terrifying physique juxtaposed with his near total uselessness, he has today drawn the unwanted attention of The All Airport XV selectors.....
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    "T-minus 8 hours for ignition sequence start on Operation Dynastic Torch Boomfatown Exitplay. "Boosters, stable. "Valves, stable. "Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go." Houston: "Checking command modules" Hoskins: "Guidance is internal" Akira: "Ballsack Boomfa...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2024: NZ, Drua & Moana matches

    Top flight matchup, of course the sport hates itself so the match is ruined by the ref awarding a non-penalty at the death, game over. Dipshit. The sport just does itself no favours. ALB rolling back the years. Do NOT want to see an amped up out of his brain Flapanara reprising his bug-eyed...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Blues a.k.a. NZ's festum odii

    "How dare that uppity nerdy journalist c***t publicly grill me over my impeccable 4 and 37 Super Rugby coaching record. The nerve! Bit thin-skinned for such a southern "hardman"..... May as well add "and coach" to this.....
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Round 13 Rebels v Chiefs - Friday 17 May at AAMI at 7:35pm EST

    haha, few posts deleted, now the previous page reads as if I'm just popping in to the thread to declare my love for schoolchildren. Oh well, it's a fair cop I suppose.
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