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Dan Carter retired an Auckland Blues legend.

Goddamnit it's times like this I wish I could be as cool-headed as that utter lunatic Tomikin.

But if he's in France then Australia becomes overseas to him.....

Whyyyyyy the fuuuuuck do I get drawn into these thick-skulled shitfights at the tailend of fun matchday threeeeaaaads. Bullrush, I thought the GIF above did all the heavy lifting but clearly I have to spell it out; Dan gets called "insufferable" not because of ref shit but because of his heady...

I want to see these in all NZ airports.

these match day threads seem to follow a similar pattern: match plays out. ref etc gets slagged match finishes Captain Knowitall enters thread. Captain Knowitall deploys primary school level comprehension skills and misreads thread posts Captain Knowitall defends ref/establishment/status quo...

I thought Finau's headbutt shouldve been a straight red. FFS headbutting guys to the base of their skull, thats got perforated-brain dribbling CTE wreck before you're 40-years old written all over it...

We the Auckland Blues would like to sincerely thank you, the (insert visiting teams name here) for your ill-fated participation in this, The Long-Awaited Illustrious Coronation Of The Greatest Sporting Franchise In The History Of All Civilisation. We the Auckland Blues would greatly appreciate...

LOL Titty Hands Shields manages to drop the ball as he leaves the dressing room and things immediately spiral from there, down 17-0 after 3 minutes LOL go you good bogan f***s home final here we come baybee

Mummy, you've used the wrong fabric softener on my undergarments. I can almost feel them chafing on my big daddy front bottom. We've spoken about this before mumsy. Numerous times. My favourite brand is called "Tighty Brighty Whities" It's the one in the light blue bottle. 2 capfuls in a 12.5L...

Commiserations to Tomikin and Brumby Runner and the 3.7 other fans of the s********** ********* ***** f**** ACT Brumbies. Until we meet again you ***** f**** ****************.

Doleman seemed to span out for stretches of the game and perhaps forgot he was refereeing the rugby football match taking place all around him. Completely understandable when you're in the immediate vicinity of The Auckland Blues rugby football team of course. If I were in his position I would...

Bloos did the Stern Vern Route 1 Killdozer biz in the opening 30 then sort of clocked off a wee bit. Ranga Christie showed why he gets in the AB's. AJ Lam has to be in with a bolters chance for the AB squad. Has been a revelation at 2nd 5 esp defensively where he is stopping pricks dead and...