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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

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    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Could be a handy addition: https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350261435/england-rugby-star-billy-vunipola-tasered-twice-during-arrest-spanish-nightclub What a colossal great fuckwit.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Crusaders v Reds: International Star Wars Day 4:35pm NZST

    Plus factor in the lengthy walk to that 1 stupid gate at new Lancaster Park: I see the Cantabs still have some of their silly little Crusader horsies milling about.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

  5. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    1 Taniela Tupou 2 Alan I mean James Parsons 3 Rodzilla 4 Pari Pari Pantsface 5 Mark Chisholm 6 Sione Luaaki 7 Niko Jones (C) 8 Pierre Spies 9 Matt Henjak 10 Luke McAlister 11 Vunivalu 12 Sam Burgess 13 Tom English 14 Timana Tahu 15 Ayumu Goromaru
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

    Perfect for the All Airport XV though. If you saw him walking through an airport you'd think "there's no way anyone could catch or tackle this guy, given his physique he must surely be one of the very best rugby players in the world............"
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

    This big dope has well and truly played his way into All Airport XV consideration.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

    Much respect to the Reds, no team this season has so successfully neutered the Bloos route 1 boomfa action. Bleus looked a bit flustered and lost because of it until the jailbreak muscle memory kicked in and bailed them out.
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    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

  10. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

    This kid could be the next Max Jorgensen!
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

    Enjoyed Plummer's manipulation of the goalposts. Bounces one off the post to Funaki for eventual try. Bounces one in off the crossbar for the lolz. Did NOT enjoy the Reds forwards failing to capitulate in the face of Blues pack Route 1 coalface boomfery onslaught .
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders v Force

    80 minutes sounds about the right length of time to lay a Canberra Steamer in the shower and the subsequent hazmat-level clean-up operation.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders v Force

    If the Blues lose in the 1st round of the playoffs to that Highlanders team I am going to punch myself in the balls until I pass out.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Highlanders v Force

    20 mins in, still 0-0, wildly open running rugby here with a radio rental number of mistakes
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    Highlanders v Force

  16. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10: Brumbies v Hurricanes Sat 27th 2.35PM @ GIO STADIUM

    wft, Blues WTG player Tamati Tua, who played in about 2 matches over 4 years at the Blues, suddenly looks like Murder On Stilts for the BumBreeze.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10: Crusaders v Rebels

    I'm tearing up over here. Poor widdle Sevu Reece the head-patting woman-bashing shithead.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Round 9: Force vs Crusaders: HBF Park, Perth: Saturday 20th April

    I have to. If it wasn't for you I would surely be the #1 most ludicrous member of the entire GAGR forum.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10 : Reds v Blues

    Suncorp Emergency Excess Queensland Reds Players Blood Run-Off Trench Situation: OPERATIONAL & SYSTEMS STABLE. Kickoff: T-minus 10 hours.
  20. Dismal Pillock

    Round 10: Waratahs v Chiefs. Friday 26th April 7:35 pm

    LOL, the self handshake, the camera look. Surely The Judiciary will consider this evidence when tabling the crime of combining mullets and leftover cigarette butts.
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