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  1. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    guessing they'll rotate the whole squad for the shits and giggles banana skin match in SeppoLand 1 Fletcher Newell 2 Asafo Aumua 3 Tamaiti Williams 4 Scrote Barrett 5 Tupou Vaa’i 6 Ethan Blackadder 7 Luke Jacobson 8 Wallace Sititi 9 Cortez Ratima 10 Damian McKenzie 11 Emoni Narawa 12 Anton...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Hope they persist with Perofuture at FB and see if BB can reprise his wondersub role again. Dont start him he'll only go into cotton wool mode ffs. Maybe not a given Will Wonderballz will waltz into 15, what with his iffy D at FB. Platoon him there with BB and Pero? Telea played like he was...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Razor going to have to made a hard call over his Cantab bumchum Codie. He was pathetic and AGAIN went into his shell. Was Finau even playing? Poor kid was lost. Ardie, yet another test where he wasnt a leaders arsehole. Just hovers around the ruck waiting for his gloryboy pilfer attempt...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    WFT Codie and his crumb-brained comrades were cruising listlessly towards an ignominious shipwrecking off the coast of Good God then holy shit BB subs on and absolutely grabbed the game and bent it to his will, game over. I am seriously contemplating forgiving him of his War Crimes committed...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Taylor clearly spent all week practicing his silly little falsetto haka then rocks up on Saturday to biff random unrehearsed dogshit into the lineouts. Itoje owning Titty-Hands Scrote and Paper Tiger Pat.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Bailed out last week by M.Smith rogering a couple of kicks. AB loosies will have to be better. All 4 - including Jacobsen - seem to be utility types; handymen without the one exemplary quality that marks them as obviously elite. You could almost say..... similar to Razor was as a...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

  8. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

  9. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

    That happened 10 years ago. No need to update it because, as you say, the topic is stuck on an endless 30-page loop.
  10. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    I wonder if the selectors need to look at making only test players eligible? I look at the current 1st XV and have only heard of about 5 of the names ffs.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    High profile addition: https://www.rugbypass.com/news/stuart-hogg-spends-night-in-cells-and-given-prison-warning/
  12. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Looks like poor old Barkays Fakatava is on the outer. Prolly not trusted to not throw a radio rental offload in heavy traffic instead of going to ground. I'd still have the mad bugger over The Ranga who defends well but FFS his potty little pass is just simpering dogshit and handbrakes Razors...
  13. Dismal Pillock

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    "You will never complete the 'Wordle' game even once in your whole life. You are far too stupid."
  14. Dismal Pillock

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    "My grandfather bought your grandmother, she cost him a blanket and a musket."
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  16. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    A black day for NZ. The once proud and noble New Zealand Maori Rugby Football team have lost a rugby match to Japan oops sorry I mean Japan fucking B.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Felt like the loosies got outplayed. Finau sort of decorates games. Earl at #8 is everything Ardie is not there. Poor Ranga Christie having to come on and defend at coalface cos he was first there all the time while Ardie fans out and does the point and shout thing. Vaai was surprisingly good...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    HT Maori: 0 Japan B: 8 Maori trying to score off every possession. It's like their brains are scrambled by the heat. They had about 10 drinks breaks in the half. Billy Harmon has been inexplicably bad. Didnt know he was even capable of being this shit. Just fucking terrible.
  19. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Rieko kind of terrible. ps these new jerseys FFFS. "FEAR ME FOR I AM LEGEND, GOOD SIR. GRRR, VERY VERY SCARY."
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