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  1. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Leon: "I fixed the Auckland Blues and now they are on track for years and years of Super Rugby domination at the expense of the Cantabs" Razor: "You're fired, pack up your shit and get the fuck out c***."
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Razor: "I reckon we run Beaudy out at 1st 5 and biff Plummer on the wi Leon: "FUCK YOU, I QUIT"
  3. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Razor: "How about Hoskins, worth another look?" Leon: "Nah, not a Cantab." Razor: "Oh." Leon: "You want another look at him?" Razor: "Maybe, he has a skillset that Leon: "FUCK YOU, I QUIT"
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    AB's named ps this GIF is like @cyclopath moderating the Schoolboys forums.....
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2024

  6. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2024

  7. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2024

  8. Dismal Pillock

    R.I.P G&GR "Everything Else" Section.

    This sounds like a good title for my next concept thread.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    R.I.P G&GR "Everything Else" Section.

    It's time to come to terms with a cold hard truth GAGR; Schoolboys are dominating the forum. GAGR is no place for us old men. The schoolboys are everywhere. WFT is going on. Have they always been there? All the most recent busy threads are schoolboy ones. And yet @cyclopath has locked half...
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2025

    Allianz Stadium On The Move --SMH-- In regards to the deteriorating turf issues at the new stadium, the Allianz Stadium Head Groundsman has issued the following statement: "Yeah, we've identified the issue. A soil nutrient with quite corrosive properties has seeped into the turf. It's called...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Springboks, Sat 17th August 2024 Perth

    Boks whinging about cheating? FUCK ME BLIND. Try looking at your own house. Corpulent front rankers taking turns sitting their fat awses on the grass every 10 minutes or so with a fake injury/"bootlace issue" so the other 2 sumotori can catch their breath. Or that water/physio woman running...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Rieko, god knows. Looked out of sorts again but OTOH the D was shored up. Maybe he's a glue guy for the D? Offered nothing on attack. No way Razor will drop anyone after that though. We're stuck with Flapanara Vaaai went well but he's still not the bloke I want defending under the kosh in a...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Springboks, Sat 17th August 2024 Perth

    Your brain is 50% worse than 9/11.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Springboks, Sat 17th August 2024 Perth

    Don't think Habana on comms even knows who any of the Aussie players are. 15 mins in and he has only talked about bok players so far.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Springboks, Sat 10th August 2.30pm AEST @ Suncorp,

    With these 2 lineups that would be a disaster for Australian Rugby. Aus: 36 SA: 26
  16. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Bladders went very well. Wonder if the wet weather razed the burr off his over-exuberant inaccuracies. Defo a handy pest defending lineouts The Eden Park Effect. The fumes from the still-smoldering embers of those recently pulverized and murdered in broad daylight and sometimes by cloak of...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    Oddjob Aumua has to start. Taylor cannot fuck people up like that sure, I admit it was a terrible insult. But you have to understand the context. YEARS of garbage from the almighty Auckland Blues and they finally get it going in the right direction when hello, Beaudy swans into town and...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks Non-Bledisloe Matches 2024

    The pack have answered the bell. ARDIE has answered the bell. Poor old Groot though. May as well jog on straight to the job centre. Tamaiti could be here to stay.
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