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LOL NZ flitting around like mental fireflies inside their own half, 6 million fancy passes and fuckall to show for it. Eng, sit back, 2 chances to score in the half, take em both. Still, at least Perofuture is doing The Scintillating and Sextanting

Things I want to see: - Flapanara NOT getting overhyped and bug-eyed and stupid after his Very Special Haka. - Flapanara NOT getting distracted by trying to override the poor Georgian ref and referee the whole fucking match by himself ffs. - Flapanara OUT of the XXIII for Eden Park test. -...

Key early takeaways: - GAGR is a total freakshow. - half the posts are deleted Russian spam - I've got my work cut out for me to go through each and every Tomikin post in history and apply each of the following protocols, in order;

Sure, just hold still a minute.....

Ummmmm....... guyyzzzz..... dont get angry at me but...................... I appear to have been made a moderator of the Everything Else section. I can delete posts. I think I need to go and have a long lie down now to begin processing this new information. I'd say 7 or 8 months should do it.

True test for Perofuture. After being shunted out of 1st 5 for the Blues he's done well to stick around and hang in there and get named to start a test for the AB's at fullback. Sadly, still just a temp job until Will Goldenballz deigns to grace the national team with his presence though.

Pleased Cotton Wool Barrett B doesnt get rewarded with a starters jersey. Might be tricky to look tough when you're dressed like a convent schoolgirl from the 1900's.....

Take that "both sides of the ball" dogshit and pound it right up ya clacka Scottie Foster. Disingenuous fucker is trying to bring Richie Mounga back from Japan, the guy who was such a "1 side of the ball" test match flop of a player that the ABs had to hide him on defence on the sideline behind...

HEY RAZOR

36-10 final score. Japan looked way better than that, they just kept rogering up the daftest things. Could NOT maintain possession going into contact. IWL went well on D. TTT might not even get a soup contract next season. Slower than the props.

ffs this Japan XV backline are slick, look like they've been playing together for years. Maori scrum backpedalling horrifically. Still, only 5-5 after 25 mins, Japan should be 15 pts up by now

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LOLL. If I was in charge the categories would look like this: Rugby Discussion Rugby Matches Other Sports Everything Else The Graveyard (all posts by Tomikin go here)

meh, bit of leeway here, the usual rust. Lose the unbeaten streak at Eden Park and cool surfy guy Scott Foster and his jarring anti-Blues/pro Cantabs+Chiefs selections are going to face a putrid River Ganges of a slew of horrific, horrific memes quiksilvered right up his clacka.

Going to be a hiding. Japan have picked a bunch of kids. Actual Japanese kids too, not the usual frankenmess of island "scholarship" pisstake selections

All he had to do was biff a few shoulders into the Blues at Death Star Central last month and bobs yer uncle Razor thinks, good Cantab boy dishing it to those soft Jafas, he's my guy!

It's almost unfair on Sititi, Jacobsen, Slackbladder and Finau. They are set up for a hiding to nothing ALL the talk online is about Sotutu being done wrong which means that 4 will have to SET THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD ON FIRE right from the start or else all the talk is going to be "they picked...