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Important Barrett Brothers Pole

Who is your least favourite Barrett brother?

  • Scott: RWC 2019 selection failure, a Cantab, too small for lock, tenured AB for life.

    Votes: 8 26.7%
  • Jordie: grammar sneer, grammar quiff, dumbarse kicking options, tenured AB for life

    Votes: 9 30.0%
  • Beauden:Blues salary thief, lost pace, mercenary, dumped Canes so wife could go shopping in Auckland

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Nepotism Option 4: George Whitelock-Barrett

    Votes: 4 13.3%
  • Nepotism Option 5: Adam Whitelock-Barrett

    Votes: 4 13.3%
  • Nepotism Option 666: Luke Whitelock-Barrett

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • this pole is confusing me

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Justice 4 Luke Braid-Whitelock

    Votes: 7 23.3%

  • Total voters
    30

Wilson

Rod McCall (65)
Fair criticisms of the Barrett Boys but I would still smoke my left nut for an Australian equivalent of them.
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Yoda

Trevor Allan (34)
Did the Barratt brothers bully you at school or something Dismal? You do seem to have an unhinged hate for them.
 

Dismal Pillock

Michael Lynagh (62)
Beauden Barrett Injures Handbag-Holding Hand

--NZ Herald--

Reports are coming through that Beauden Barrett is distraught at injuring his handbag-holding hand.

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"At least my hair didn't get hurt."
--Beauden Barrett


"I injured my hand playing rugby, of all the stupid things to do. Now I have to try to use my OTHER hand while I'm shopping in Parnell with my wife for pair-look handbags. This is worse than 9/11. Worse than my dopey brother missing the kick to win the last World Cup. Worse than my other dopey brother's 37 red cards in test matches."


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The 3 Barrett brothers, from left-to-right, Jordie, Beauden and Scrote.
 

Yoda

Trevor Allan (34)
Beauden Barrett Injures Handbag-Holding Hand

--NZ Herald--

Reports are coming through that Beauden Barrett is distraught at injuring his handbag-holding hand.

2852491.jpg

"At least my hair didn't get hurt."
--Beauden Barrett


"I injured my hand playing rugby, of all the stupid things to do. Now I have to try to use my OTHER hand while I'm shopping in Parnell with my wife for pair-look handbags. This is worse than 9/11. Worse than my dopey brother missing the kick to win the last World Cup. Worse than my other dopey brother's 37 red cards in test matches."


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The 3 Barrett brothers, from left-to-right, Jordie, Beauden and Scrote.
Did Beauden sleep with your wife? You seem to really despise him. He’s only one of greatest All Black players… don’t get it.
 

waiopehu oldboy

George Smith (75)
Did Beauden sleep with your wife? You seem to really despise him. He’s only one of greatest All Black players… don’t get it.

Without putting words in anyone's mouth, the problem with Beaugan is that he's no longer 2012-18, twice World Rugby POTY Beaugan.

There's the occasional instance of the old Beaugan e.g. AB v England T1 cameo last year, try v Brums last week, but mostly it's aimless kicks & passing to guys in a worse position than him.

Was an all-time great as you say but no longer. Time to move on & has been since even before the most recent stint in Japan.
 

Derpus

Phil Waugh (73)
Without putting words in anyone's mouth, the problem with Beaugan is that he's no longer 2012-18, twice World Rugby POTY Beaugan.

There's the occasional instance of the old Beaugan e.g. AB v England T1 cameo last year, try v Brums last week, but mostly it's aimless kicks & passing to guys in a worse position than him.

Was an all-time great as you say but no longer. Time to move on & has been since even before the most recent stint in Japan.
Could you potentially even narrow that 2012-18 band. Wasn't he pretty much a bench player until all the real big dogs retired around 2015? Then he had his moment to shine and fell away pretty quickly after the POTY peaks.
 

Yabby

Frank Row (1)
Dismal ostensibly despises Beauden for the crimes of theft of wages and game time committed against the blues. Not since Rocky at the brummies 2011 has such warwagecrimes been commited.

I despise Beauden because since 2015 "Go Beaudy" still rings in my ears and his shiteating grin after scoring a late try to sink the wallabies again and again is etched into my retinas.

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