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Become Australia’s Next Prop-Star!

Become Australia’s Next Prop-Star!

 

 

The search is on to find a new Wallaby  front row combination and you can be part of the action by auditioning to become ‘Australia’s Next Prop-Star’.

‘Australia’s Next Prop-Star’ gives you the chance to live the dream of running out for your country and scoring heaps of really cool Wallaby kit – what could be better!!

This competition is open to anyone who can “crouch-touch-pause-engage” * and who has a willingness to have their body contorted into many weird shapes, as well as have their head shoved back through their arse.

Over-weight, no-necked Poms are encouraged to apply as Department of Immigration staff will be on-hand to help expedite your residency application in time for kick-off Saturday.

Think you’ve got what it takes? Auditions will be held at Victoria Barracks this week, so kids bulk up and get to it!!

Contestants should assemble at the scrum machine where former ‘Prop-Star’ winner, Patricio ‘The General’ Noriega, will put you through your paces and have you on the road to ‘Prop-star’ fame (or on the way to spinal unit and Royal North Shore) in no time.

As Robbie says “Nothing lasts forever and there are no guarantees” – so Fatties, finish that pie, get off the couch and start packing-down for your chance to become ‘Australia’s Next Prop-Star’.

*excludes Le Fuse and Tuckey

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